Random jokes
Cajun Virgin ->
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young Cajun bridegroom left his bride back at the hotel and shows up at his parents house completely distraught. His father asks him, "Son, why you not with you bride on you honeymoon?" The boy replies, "Daddy ... [ca造 ->]
An Old Man's Dying Request ->
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate. 1.His Doctor 2.His Priest 3.His Lawyer "Well, today I found out... [ca造 ->]
Zit? ->
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt? A: A brain tumor.... [ca造 ->]
Diet Rules ->
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if yo... [ca造 ->]
Your mom is so fat... ->
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!... [ca造 ->]
Clinton's Clock ->
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore. So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom. "Hello Ms., could you please com... [ca造 ->]
New College Courses for Men... ->
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women: 1... Combating Stupidity 2... You, Too, Can Do Housework 3... PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut 4... How to Fill an Ice Tray 5... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us ... [ca造 ->]
The Smashed Kitty! ->
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and *splat!*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drov... [ca造 ->]
I'm Glad I'm A Woman ->
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erections I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown and I k... [ca造 ->]
Tyson Excuses! ->
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear: 10. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off" 9. Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos" 8. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Mas... [ca造 ->]
Put-Downs Galore! ->
Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one! I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person. Are your parents cousins? Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not but... [ca造 ->]
Raking Leaves ->
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.... [ca造 ->]
Singing Frog ->
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me ... [ca造 ->]
Amish Couple ->
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"... [ca造 ->]
Scale A Fence ->
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.... [ca造 ->]