Random jokes
Old man from Trent - Limmerick ->
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming, he went!... [ca造 ->]
The "real story" of the three bears.. ->
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge," he squeaks? Daddy B... [ca造 ->]
Two guys standing at the urinal ->
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Blimey," Ed said. "I've never seen one like that before!" "Like what?" Ted said. "All twisted like a pig... [ca造 ->]
Not On Your Anniversary! ->
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary 10. Today is our what? 9. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time we had sex this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's. 8. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll ta... [ca造 ->]
SOTALLY TOBER ->
starkle starkle little twink who the hell you are I think I'm not under what you call the alcofluence of incohol I'm just a little slort of sheep I'm not drunk like tinkle peep I don't know who is me yet but the drunker I stand here the longe... [ca造 ->]
A REALLY Bad Day - True Story! ->
A REALLY Bad Day So you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcyc... [ca造 ->]
The Blonde at a Bar ->
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror. If you tell the truth in front of it, you get the one thing you desire the most. But if you lie in front of it, you disap... [ca造 ->]
Timbucktoo ->
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died on the same day. When they got to heaven St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but I only have room for one poet. I'll tell you what I'll do. Each of you must make up a poem using ... [ca造 ->]
A Bad Mix ->
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room? 100 people that don't do dick!!... [ca造 ->]
Doctor, Doctor ->
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office. "Doctor, Doctor I'm having these awlful pains in my back." "Well let me take a look." When the doctor looked he had a look of suprise on his face. "This is amazing." What is is doctor?" "I... [ca造 ->]
Its Bedtime! ->
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars. "Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed. "Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother ... [ca造 ->]
Men & Public Toilets! ->
Ok guys, own up...which one are you? Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger. Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not. Timid Type Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has bee... [ca造 ->]
What's the difference... ->
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!... [ca造 ->]
Yo Mama ->
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.... [ca造 ->]
Short Lawyer Jokes III ->
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? A: Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, ... [ca造 ->]